Do you Know What's In a Can?

Many a company dinner has been spoiled by a can of peas.

It is most disconcerting to open a can of peas expecting to find nice juicy little peas and discover that it contains some so large that they look like big, green marbles. It is too late to send for more and Mrs. Brown always serves such lovely things when you go to her house- and so the dinner is totally ruined.